Pretty soon, the sexy bikini girl is surfing her first waves and feeling that adrenaline rush of raw excitement mixed up with sexual arousal that makes her blood boil hot. She follows her surf instructor back to the beach where they start making out on a beach chair. She bites her lips and spreads her legs as she feels his slick tongue nibbling on her clit and pushing her tender pink pussy lips apart while licking her wet slit. A beautiful scene, so intimately tender and intensely erotic. The chemistry between the guy and Kendall is tangible and real it almost feels wrong watching them make love.
Unfortunately, though, some recent advertising by Roxy flies in the face of what I thought they were about. It's all about being hot in a bikini and not about what amazing things you get to DO in said bikinis. Roxy should make young girls feel empowered to surf -- not self-conscious about their bodies. The surfer, Stephanie Gilmore, is a serious champion at one of the world's toughest sports, but you wouldn't know that from the way the camera lingers on her butt. I get it, the whole point of the vid is to get watchers to guess who the surfer is — so I'm OK with the fact that they don't show her face — but why don't we get to see her, you know, surfing? It's a simple test, Roxy. If the same video you made of a woman, would seem really, really weird if you made it with a male surfer just try that thought experiment — it's probably stupid and sexist.
And that's fucking awesome because it means that we have the chance to see their hot bodies exposed, tanned and wet, nothing is left to the imagination, it's all right there. That's why it's a perfect spot to pick up chicks, because you know what you're getting. It's not like you meet a fully clothed girl and then you get a bit disappointed when you finally get her to the sack after all the dating and effort you put into it. That's why the beach is our greatest ally when it comes to picking up exactly the kind of chick we're into and if you're ripped and fit then that's a good chance for them too to see what they're getting, they see your six-pack and they're loving it, you know what I mean?